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Hate Mail Archive
Welcome to the ElleEden.com Hate Mail Archive.
Here you can access all archived "hate mail" messages that have been sent to me. They have been left unedited with all original linebreaks, typographical errors, grammatical errors, etc.
This section will be updated every time I receive new hate mail.
To read the hate mail messages, use the menu to the left.
My replies to these messages are shown below them in grey.
Japan
From: ,,܁@, of Japan
you know nothing about japan so please shut up
Somebody missed a few geography classes. Isn't it interesting that I actually had no views from Japan that month, and yet you seem to think you live there? Unfortunately for you, there was no fabrication in that article. Go back to school and then try again, in the meantime, "please shut up".
Get Over Yourself
From:pete
Email: pspaziano@comcast.net
Wow..you really take yourself waay to seriously...i mean, who gives a flying fuck enough about your stupid words (everyone makes them up..only you copyright them and threaten people! lmao!) and stupid images?
Get over yourself..lol!!!
Do you even have a job? I mean, seriously, do you? Because if you did, you might have heard about things such as 'copyright' and 'image theft' and understood why they exist. Still don't understand? The gist: I don't want companies making money from my artwork or my phrases. If that still doesn't make sense, I recommend turning off your computer and then selling Boris Vallejo's work as your own. The consequences may help you understand.
Effin Kidding Me
From: "I Rule Jamaica" aka Jamie.
Often known as \"the Land of the Long White Flock\"
It\'s Land of the Long White CLOUD!!!!
Led by the notorious one-handed Captain Hook.
... Peter Pan Fan >.< He was not one handed And he was called captin COOK!!!
They were then beaten to death with poi
1. It would of been a good idead beacuse poi\'sin the olden days were made of rocks...
2. HITTING PEOPLE WITH POIS IS TAPU!!!
The town of Paeroa
... That isn\'t even a town..
was built as a sacred city to worship the God of Soda.
ARE YOU EFFIN KIDDING ME!!!!
Read the disclaimer, read the truth gage, learn what 'taking the piss' means, then develop a sense of humour and buy yourself a dictionary.
Fat F**ken Mole
From: Jamal Hondi
Email: da_rave_master@hotmail.com
You fat fucken mole, i just thought that i should remind you that you are a
depressed puppy and i hope you jump of the sydney opera house to your death!
fatty fatty boomba boombaaa, are you still stuck in your house you unsocial
pig!
Spoken like someone who clearly has no clue who the fuck I am. Grab a pen and paper, you may need to take notes. Let's begin by ignoring your inability to spell monosyllabic words and move on to the argument-related problems with your e-mail.
Firstly, did you mean "mole"(a small mammal)? From the profanity accompanying that word, I'm assuming you meant "moll" (the girl friend of a gangster)? Unfortunately for you, however, I am neither: I'm not digging tunnels in European woodland, and I'm not dating a criminal.
Not only do I not make a habit out of jumping off tourist attractions, I don't live in Sydney and I do not support suicide, so for me to do as you hope would a bit of a wild card. My advice? Keep dreaming. You've evidently been doing it well since you think you can call me "fatty fatty boomba boombaaa" whilst you don't know me. We have never met, so you're at a blatant loss in terms of being able to support your argument.
Congratulations, you made the same mistake twice. "Antisocial" is the term describing someone/thing who/that is actively opposed to society. From the context, I'm assuming you meant "unsociable"? Add this to the list of your hypotheses to prove. You may need to write it down.
Additionally, I challenge you to prove that I'm a "depressed puppy". I myself have seen nothing to suggest it, so please, feel free to bring in Exhibit A.
Now, if you're done sending random, generic, ill-thought insults via the net to random people you've never met, may I suggest that you find something new to do with your spare time? You're evidently not a flamer. Hell, it appears you never even did debating at school. How does a mushroom farm sound? With all the BS you can conjure up, you could grow some healthy little fungi.
Better luck next time.
Shout The F**k Up
From: Caleb
Email: c_malcontent@hotmail.com
About: i am a vampire
dude you need to shout the fuck up
im in a band!!!
and you can get picz from the web
Let me first point out to the confused readers that this individual was told off by me for stealing copyrighted images and claiming them as his own.
Now, let's go from the top...
Shout the fuck up, eh? That's going to be a little hard in written text... DOES THIS HELP?
And honestly, what do you think telling me you're in a band is going to achieve? Do you think I'm going to be scared of you tracking me down and beating me to death with an amplifier?
The internet is not a "free for all" stock resource. Copyrighted images are still copyrighted on the internet, just as works in a real-world gallery (although you can see them) are not to be taken down from the walls and labelled, "I MADE DIS PICCY, SRSLY, LUV CALEB", scanned and copied, because they're simply not yours. And even if you don't see copyright on the images they are still protected by copyright under the Berne Convention, so don't think that solves your theft problem either. I leave you with this philosophy: "A stereo with no name tag on it is NOT fair game."
Guys Are So Much Better
From: "DJ Blake Mills"
Email: blakemillsmusic@hotmail.com
About: i am younger than Elle's little brother
i dnt like ur drawings thats other guys are so much better
LOL... What? Other guy/(s)?
"Criticism" involves explaining what you do/don't like about something, not just saying "i dnt like it" - so next time you want to express distate towards my work, be respectful enough as to explain why.
And another thing - "Better"? Do you honestly believe that one artwork can be "better" than another? "Better" doesn't apply to artworks, as art as a whole is a conglomerate of aspects, psyches, philosophies, frames, and misc. pieces that contribute to a work. They cannot be "greater" than each other, nor more "valuable" than each other, as they are all composed of entirely different combinations of the aforementioned aspects. Even "technical skill" is refutable, as that suggests that realism is more physically, materially, mentally, or socially advanced, more time-consuming, and more "difficult" than abstract work, like that of Rothko. And then there is the argument of the role and "value" of conceptual artwork against that of artwork with more emphasis on the material framework, or even "saying something" vs "something pretty". How would one measure that? To put it simply, one cannot. We cannot be weighed, as there is nothing to weigh us by.
And so the moral of the story is: I might prefer the taste of mint to the taste of coriander - that doesn't mean it's a "better" herb!
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